March 2012
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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vickyyshazam:
why am i laughing at this
but really why did he pick it up like that
omg.
Every time.
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“I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...”
– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
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Umm
that might actually win me the election if Tumblr is to be believed when it comes to me.
XD
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My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions.
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URL: pizzaanddalekbread
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
Harry Potter
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Star Trek
LOST
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see (at the moment):
David Bowie
Kat Von D
Benedict Cumberbatch
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
Roleplaying
LGBTQ Rights
Comedy
Do I make graphics/gifs? Sometimes, when I’m feeling crafty.
Do I liveblog? Friggin’ rights.
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